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buttschmidts:

GUYS THE PURGE ISN’T HAPPENING

THE KID WHO STARTED THE RUMOR FESSED UP AND SAID IT WAS JOKE

YOU’RE SCARING PEOPLE FOR NO REASON SO SHUT THE FUCK UP

I HAVE SEVERE ANXIETY AND I ALMOST HAD A FUCKING PANIC ATTACK BECAUSE OF YOU FUCKS AND I’M PISSED THAT PEOPLE ARE STILL SPREADING IT AROUND. IT’S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

only hate the road when you're missing home

gabssurvey:

  • I am a male.
  • I am a girl.
  • I am shorter than 5’4.
  • I have many scars.
  • I tan easily.
  • I wish my hair was a different color.
  • I have a tattoo.
  • I want a tattoo.
  • I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.
  • I have more than 2 piercings.
  • I have a piercing…

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

(Source: spockdarlin)

telapathetic:

the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv

(Source: telapathetic)

"Try to love yourself as much as you want someone else to."

- my english teacher (via sexpends)

(Source: snorlaxatives)